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These stories are so badass Stephen KING read 'em and was like "FUCK! I gotta STOP WRITING because I can't FUCKING TOP THAT SHIT!
I gotta to GO SUCK DICK at the BUS STOP for a living now!"
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GOD DAMN!
And a webcomic, too!
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